PRO CHAT TRANSCRIPT - November 11th 2010
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ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: chat begin.
QUESTION FROM gameova38: when are you coming back to IV so we can get messed up and go to chumash?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: omw
QUESTION FROM gameova38: you can still get roasted because marsh is not mellow
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: yup
QUESTION FROM vomvoris: If it were legal would you smoke marijuana?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: no i would never partake in such activity
QUESTION FROM danny ocean44: jeff whos the best nl player in the world
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: you are. gratz
QUESTION FROM vomvoris: could you stake me Event 3? 75/25 your way
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: ok
QUESTION FROM aspire1444: whas up jeff
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: sup young nugga
QUESTION FROM lxander07: this site sux y so mant suckouts
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: ur face sucks
QUESTION FROM danny ocean44: when are you going to play the irish poker open?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: when they move ireland to america
QUESTION FROM gameova38: If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: ya dude
QUESTION FROM LooseRoos: hey jeff do u ever partake in your " alternative to alcohol" that u describe in ur bluff column and what do u think effect it may have on long term results?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: no comment but yes it opens ur minds eye right
QUESTION FROM vomvoris: ok so your sending 322 to me?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: ya ill ship 600
QUESTION FROM creosonte: hi
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: high
QUESTION FROM aspire1444: any chance of a dollar
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: 4%
QUESTION FROM gameova38: If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: obv
QUESTION FROM indelible_d: what's the most you've won in single hand in a cash game?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: one time like 12$ it was siiiiick
QUESTION FROM lxander07: ur mom sux
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: she told me you are a dick
QUESTION FROM danny ocean44: we already done that well sent most of th epopulation that is... are u irish??
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: im stylish
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: bone in filet
QUESTION FROM vomvoris: what could you stake me in jeff?
QUESTION FROM creosonte: jaja awesome answer to the ocean44 ask lol :) U think poker is on blood or... a guy can learn it well
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: nature vs. nurture
QUESTION FROM mattizzle20: Jeff why does full tilt give horrible beats?? I go to a cash game on here and put it all in good and always get sucked out on! why do i run like this?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: it doesnt happen its ur perception of variance
QUESTION FROM gameova38: What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: u say tomato i say fancy tomato
QUESTION FROM vomvoris: are you joking with me?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: i cant help it
QUESTION FROM daiana23ro: buna
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: waz dat
QUESTION FROM smashed you bro: Beamer Benz or Bently?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: BEAMER
QUESTION FROM gameova38: If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: only cafeterias brah
QUESTION FROM danny ocean44: im telling andy black
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: im telling andy bloch
QUESTION FROM creosonte: Hey Jeff now im really laughting with the answers people make to you!!! Did u really like that times when u need to chat with guys like that? xD It's was so funny!!! I think there is no price for smiles like that :P
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: likes how when you speaks to jeff i chat like foreign grammar is funny times haha xD
QUESTION FROM gameova38: what's next after obv, sobv, nahbv, probv
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: the death of the englihsh language
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: its way easier to click away ur money
QUESTION FROM TheWaddy: Does internet poker really mirror a real deck? If so, why do some pro's play like a maniac online but are really tight live?
QUESTION FROM vomvoris: ARE YOU REALLY SEND ME 600 ILL BE YOUR BIGGEST FAN
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: ill be sending you 1200
QUESTION FROM LooseRoos: Are u a fan of the artist alex grey? Do u believe in chakras too?! ur the man jeff I got my minds eye open!
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: sasha grey. chakras are sick
QUESTION FROM indelible_d: why do bad players always complain about poker sites being unfair?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: because they dont want to believe that they suck balls
QUESTION FROM vomvoris: THATS NOT RIGHT JUST SEND ME 5 IT WILL BE LIKE YOUR AUTOGRAPH FOR REAL IM A BIG FAN
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: ill send you 2500
QUESTION FROM Dani_God: how do u cope with a bad day at the poker tables ?...do u go on tilt easily ?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: tilt the table
QUESTION FROM patrickd1104: What adid you do before playing poker? Was there ever a time you thought you made a mistake or had doubts about your decisoin to play full-time
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: just watched the cheong duhamel A7 vs. QQ hand
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: orry
QUESTION FROM danny ocean44: one style guru to another
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: .
QUESTION FROM vomvoris: CAN YOU RAP FOR ME
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: yo
QUESTION FROM JCrondeh: dude, I was taking a drink when you made that grammar comment. I just about soaked my display. You almost owed me some money. :p
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: lol ol ol
QUESTION FROM grovjam: have u ever played on TV
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: yes
QUESTION FROM creosonte: Im spanish... I try to explain what I wanna say well in english... but sometimes I fail writting... But at least it's nice talk with a "Star" like you! Best Regards man and gL in ur future
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: im half mexican
QUESTION FROM Bdidd: sup bro?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: chillin..
QUESTION FROM vomvoris: WHY YOU TEASE ME?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: i give consistently wry comebacks for most pro chats... haha
QUESTION FROM patrickd1104: I'll take 1200 lol
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: ill ship you 5k is that chill
QUESTION FROM danny ocean44: sent me 20 and that will do just fine you will have all the irish luck in the world
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: 100
QUESTION FROM gameova38: what's the funniest phil hellmuth story?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: dude i have many.. phil is awesome haha
QUESTION FROM Bdidd: lihop or mihop?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: ihop. pancakes
QUESTION FROM C_MORTENSON: hook me up
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: arlos mortensen whats up man
QUESTION FROM mattizzle20: who would win in the following fight mike matusow bill gazes jeff madsen please rank
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: The Iceman Teddy Monroe would dominate all three
QUESTION FROM indelible_d: why do i win so much on full tilt? I heard you guys use 8 aces per deck to keep people coming back...is that true?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: ats true.. stars uses 9.5
QUESTION FROM small is better: can you tell me tips on how you manged your bankroll when you a low stakes player please thanks in advance
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: trying to win everyone rail
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: then iull chat more
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: word
QUESTION FROM LooseRoos: Nice man I just attended a private costume party Halloween weekend at alex's estate in NY it was sick u should check out chapel of sacred mirrors on facebook thats his art's homepage
QUESTION FROM Kuchcio: hey
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: yo
QUESTION FROM Tom Damato Pro: what's your favorite color?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: green
QUESTION FROM vomvoris: WRONG
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: final answer
QUESTION FROM indelible_d: how long did u play before you were convinced you could be pro?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: 2 years
QUESTION FROM Bdidd: The beggars even hit up the pro chat rooms?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: you want 50$>>
QUESTION FROM Tom Damato Pro: whats your favorit food?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: lol these questions are corny
QUESTION FROM sex e devil: I'm playing a "turbo" game...what's the difference from a "normal" game of hold 'em
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: its slower
QUESTION FROM Bdidd: grey goose or ketel one?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: vincent chase's tequila
QUESTION FROM LooseRoos: do you always have poker maggots asking you for money on these chat rooms
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: ya dude its redikk
QUESTION FROM vomvoris: YOU MUST BE REALLY BORED?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: nah i like chatting with you poker professionals
QUESTION FROM clearster: Hi HOW CAN I CHANGE THE CLOCK IN MAIN LOBBY. I NEED WESTERN EUROPEAN TIME. TY
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: go to menu click yes
QUESTION FROM Tom Damato Pro: Do you like Dan Cook?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: dane cooks brother?
QUESTION FROM Bdidd: can you teach me how to dougie?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: a bro i go on saturdays
QUESTION FROM grovjam: are u interested in outer space and moon walking astronauts? if so, who is your favorite astronaut?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: did we really land on the moon.. look at the evidence
QUESTION FROM gameova38: what's your favorite porno?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: pounders
QUESTION FROM Tom Damato Pro: Who do you think will win the super bowl this year?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: l.a.'s new football team
QUESTION FROM vomvoris: SO YOU BE SENDING THAT NOW
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: ya you want 25k?
QUESTION FROM Tom Damato Pro: Do you think the NYY will get Cliff Lee?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: cliff is going to the dodgers
QUESTION FROM gameova38: do you think it is bad to finish early during sex or is it like the olympics where you should go for your best time?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: its about the love. no stats
QUESTION FROM JCrondeh: speaking of that Cheong/Duhamel hand, what do you think was going through Cheong's mind when he made that push? If I recall, he pushed over a 5-bet ...
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: every young player goes through something like that.. the best poker players are those who understand that it's just a test..
QUESTION FROM Xavyier: Hi Jeff
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: hey bro.. are you an xman
QUESTION FROM joshhbmx: when did u start playing poker?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: 2003
QUESTION FROM grovjam: where and when have you played on TV, and how much did u win?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: sop
QUESTION FROM Bdidd: If I ask a super lame question will you answer it because you are ignoring all my good ones?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: ya dude...
QUESTION FROM dansal84: who do you think is the hottest female poker player?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: no comment
QUESTION FROM smallpockets40: Glass or papers?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: glass
QUESTION FROM gameova38: Was watching the WSOP last Tuesday, and the girl I was sitting next to said "Hey...isn't that, that Jeff Madsen guy who does all those terrible raps?" I said "No, that's John Dolan, they look similar, but Dolan is good, and knows hes white."
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: lol.. Dolan is the less blacker jeff madsen
QUESTION FROM Bdidd: toughest battle rap opponent?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: andy milonakis
QUESTION FROM heykey: sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, Madsen, but is it possible to host private tables here on FT?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: ya dude ask technical support hotline
QUESTION FROM mccoylinda57: I'm playing in the nightly free roll trournaments and get frustrated with all the people who like to go all in early in the game with terrible cards when I have good cards that I would like to play but end up folding because I'm trying to come in
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: ya dude.. ur close tho
QUESTION FROM floppynuts3: this !$@! is rigged. #@%@en bull!%!$ site
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: ont tilt...
QUESTION FROM vomvoris: WIN THIS GAME YOU GOT THIS
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: one time
QUESTION FROM Bdidd: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: 80 yards
QUESTION FROM Steve Yea: what is ur goal in poker? like win a WSOP main event, be a Team Fulltilt, or just make more money
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: freedom
QUESTION FROM kennethrocks: can i have money
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: 500?
QUESTION FROM RUSUREUHAVIT: Jeff what do most backers require when "backing" a player?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: skill
QUESTION FROM grovjam: yes we did land on the moon on July 20, 1969 Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin Apollo 11 mission
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: prove it
QUESTION FROM Bdidd: i got a baller job but a busto online roll
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: work ethic
QUESTION FROM Steve Yea: vincent chase's tequila!!!!!!
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: eastbound and down
QUESTION FROM Dr Carlton Cold: do you play chinese at all?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: used to more
QUESTION FROM patrickd1104: yep i'm kool with that
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: kk
QUESTION FROM Bdidd: look up the lihop/mihop thing. I bet you have a real answer
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: uh
QUESTION FROM cspgz: when u first started playing poker how long did it take to start making a nice profit.
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: a day
QUESTION FROM gameova38: could you tell us one of the phil hellmuth stories pleeeeeease?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: sometimes he raps
QUESTION FROM trav704: You really ship 100 to that dude? lol GL and good karma for you if you did:)
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: u want 500
QUESTION FROM C_MORTENSON: i need a bankroll
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: oll banks
QUESTION FROM trav704: rail all day for some funds:)
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: i should start a professional rail team
QUESTION FROM joshhbmx: i just went broke, help? lol
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: read super system. i wrote it
QUESTION FROM joshhbmx: what do you like to do other then poker?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: skate
QUESTION FROM Smack1971: Happy Veterans Day
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: hapy veterans
QUESTION FROM joshhbmx: whats the deepest you gone in the main event?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: 112th
QUESTION FROM Steve Yea: haha
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: yea steve yea steave yea
QUESTION FROM vieruandrei76: how to become a pro?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: aggression
QUESTION FROM Bdidd: i would say yes but obv you wont send
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: learn to climb the ladder
QUESTION FROM vomvoris: SO YOULL BE SENDING THAT NOW PLEASE?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: learn the game
QUESTION FROM patrickd1104: hey man i was just joking around with you because of the other dude, I really wasn't asking you for money lol
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: haha woord
QUESTION FROM CheckmateYates: haha how many people do you get to actually come in here?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: millions
QUESTION FROM Bdidd: gianna michaels or carmella bing?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: gianna
QUESTION FROM cthack01: What type of low money tournaments u recommend playing to increase your bank?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: small cash like 1 2 ?
QUESTION FROM vomvoris: SO CAN YOU SEND THAT NOW PLEASE ?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: beggars cant be choosers
QUESTION FROM kennethrocks: hi
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: watching double rainbow video again lolol oh man
QUESTION FROM RUSUREUHAVIT: amen jeff...geez wake up guys...we never made it. LOL
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: amen
QUESTION FROM kennethrocks: do u like matt sexton and can u send me $2,000
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: yes and no?
QUESTION FROM RUSUREUHAVIT: whats your opinion on how big a bankroll one should have in regards to the NL game they play on...many various thoughts are out there?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: big enough for a few weeks of losing
QUESTION FROM patrickd1104: Seriously, I after sitting here chatting with you and reading everything, you are defenitly moving up the ladder on my favorite poker players. not that my list matters much lol
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: ur list is important
QUESTION FROM Gambit X88: A dhéanann tú spit nó swallow?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: uhhh
QUESTION FROM vomvoris: NO JUST 25$ PLEASE
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: hip me 25 first
QUESTION FROM JohnnyStecch1no: hola chico!
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: japanese?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: whoever won
QUESTION FROM x AA eveytime x: jeff out of the 9 november niners who do u think deserved it the most?
QUESTION FROM kidgolfer: u da man nigga
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: thanks brahh
QUESTION FROM noodlearms: jeff whats the best way for an intermediate player to improve his game?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: 10,000 hours
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: 1 outerz
QUESTION FROM Lutricie: what's your worst bad beat ever Jeff?
QUESTION FROM Hero_Value: Hey Jeff, Liv Boeree, did you ever?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: me no copy
QUESTION FROM gameova38: i have a problem getting IT up...someone reccomended viagra but my bankroll still didnt get up
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: thats sad
QUESTION FROM cspgz: how much money do u think u won before going pro?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: 625k
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: whoever won
QUESTION FROM x AA eveytime x: jeff out of the november 9ers who do u think deserved it the most?
QUESTION FROM vomvoris: can i have one dollar just so i can say you sent me sometihng
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: nahhhh
QUESTION FROM Dandi44: when your taking a lot of bad beats in a row do u keep playing or shut it down for the day?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: stay strong
QUESTION FROM vomvoris: nice cash in the 50k
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: bah was close
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: they all good
QUESTION FROM trav704: Jeff into the Blueeeee on the 50K turbo:)........... Best real world/road rules challenge?
QUESTION FROM blockbice: whise the biggest pro donkey?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: no comment
QUESTION FROM x AA eveytime x: jeff have u ever thought of dieing ur hair blonde?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: its blonde
QUESTION FROM joshhbmx: deepest run in main event?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: 112
QUESTION FROM Attlass: best way to improve ones play in general?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: play
QUESTION FROM Dandi44: can i have 500?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: 1000
QUESTION FROM Steve Yea: wOw my question is red lol
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: siiick
QUESTION FROM mcampisi: do you play a different style 6 handed rather than 9 handed and if so what are your biggest adjustments
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: aggression
QUESTION FROM Paddy0112: madsen you give money?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: sigh
QUESTION FROM patrickd1104: when you first started playing before you went pro. who did you watch, who was your favorite?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: the greats
QUESTION FROM trav704: 7 9 lol, think herdgolf wanted that bounty much?
ANSWER FROM Jeff Madsen: yup