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My guts are on fire.

I’ve spent the last few days on the can as I’ve been suffering from some sort of food poisoning or WSOP ass infection. I can’t remember how many times I’ve said to myself, “I don’t remember eating that…”

To compound matters the toilet in my room doesn’t fully flush, it generally takes 6 flush attempts to do away with the “bad business”, and the TP is a bit rough. I think the Rio should change it’s slogan to “The rooms are huge but the toilet paper is shit.” I’m setting my weight loss line at 10 pounds. Any takers?

I can only thank god that the Rio has the Cartoon Network on its TVs. Without the 2:30AM airing of Gigantor and the following half hour of Transformers, I don’t know how I would make it through my day. Viewing the world from my porcelain throne, I keep myself sane by repeating my mantra over and over silently in my head… “More than meets the eyes, more than meets the eyes, robots in disguise.”

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