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The Rio’s Revenge
My guts are on fire.
I’ve spent the last few days on the can as I’ve been suffering from some sort of food poisoning or WSOP ass infection. I can’t remember how many times I’ve said to myself, “I don’t remember eating that…”
To compound matters the toilet in my room doesn’t fully flush, it generally takes 6 flush attempts to do away with the “bad business”, and the TP is a bit rough. I think the Rio should change it’s slogan to “The rooms are huge but the toilet paper is shit.” I’m setting my weight loss line at 10 pounds. Any takers?
I can only thank god that the Rio has the Cartoon Network on its TVs. Without the 2:30AM airing of Gigantor and the following half hour of Transformers, I don’t know how I would make it through my day. Viewing the world from my porcelain throne, I keep myself sane by repeating my mantra over and over silently in my head… “More than meets the eyes, more than meets the eyes, robots in disguise.”
