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Things just got creepy
With enough make up to make a $5 whore cringe, the hordes of pre-teen dancers have arrived.
Taking a cue from last year’s scheduling snafu, the WSOP decided against better judgment and did it again. It’s similar to mixing water with oil but at the Rio the water is sparkling and the oil has 3 dimes in its front pocket.
It’s a bit disturbing to watch these tiny dancers practice their choreographed moves in the world longest hallway as degenerate pot-bellied gamblers watch on. Their parents are even more disturbing. During one elevator ride in the Ipanema tower I watched on as trophy totting dancer was praised by her mother in between sips of her 3 foot margarita.
“You did great sweetie.”
Hmmm… Strawberry banana.
“I know.”
“You look beautiful. I’m so proud of you.”
Ahhh. Brain freeze!!!
Added to the oil and water mix this year were the young boys. I’m not sure which elemental properties they would take on in our concoction, but Perry Friedman had to be banned from the Rio for two weeks because of a court order.* I can’t wait till these people leave. After dodging several “You got Served” moments in the world’s longest hallway between mini Justin Timberlakes and mini Sisqos I decided that we should enter PokerWire Amanda in a dance off. She’s about the same size of a 12 year old and still gets carded trying to get into R movies. Think of the controversy it would create in the pre-teen dancing world!
JDN
* Just joking. Perry isn’t Michael Jackson in disguise but I wouldn’t mind him banned from the Rio for a while so that he won’t talk to me about UFC and Mark Vos.
