About Us

Poker From The Rail is brought to you by a team of highly skilled, non-professional professional writers, who would rather work for peanuts doing this than get real jobs. Until we all get fired for biting the hand that feeds us, these are the “writers” who will be taking on this monumental task:

Big Donkey

Big Donkey is an obstinate ass who doubles as the fearless leader of our small tribe. He is so named as a donkey because, well, he is one. If you ever have the pleasure of sitting at the poker table with this suck-out artist extraordinaire, we recommend that you watch out – he’s liable to drop the hammer on you like it’s hot.

One Angry Monkey

A runaway from Lee Watkinson’s simian sanctuary, One Angry Monkey was looking to find his way back to the comforts of the jungles when he stumbled upon Full Tilt Poker. It’s all been downhill from there. They say if you put a thousand monkeys in a room they’ll write Shakespeare, but if you put one monkey in a room he’ll write this crap. And be very, very angry about it.

The All-In-Uit

The All-In-Uit only knows how to do one thing in poker, and it doesn’t involve folding. This whip-smart snow princess is as sassy and brazen as they come – mess with her and face the wrath of this female force of one. The only chink in the armor of this powerhouse is her debilitating weakness for rebuy tourneys and Patrik Antonius. Oh, and Buffalo wings – extra spicy. And beer. And…

The Captain

The Captain once helmed a pirate ship off the coast of Burma. His judgment has yet to improve. When he’s not boozing or chasing wenches, he’s stabbing at gut-shots and one-outers sailing down the river of life. They say drunk, fat, and stupid is no way to go through life – The Captain vehemently disagrees.

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