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In something of a variation on Phil Ivey’s $1m vegetarian prop bet, a Two Plus Two poster has bet his friend he can eat 450 hot dogs in the month of April.  Hero (a Canadian college student) is risking $1k to win $1.5k and is eating all the hot dogs live via webcam.  He is allowed four, natural vomits throughout the month.

The thread is now 50 pages long.  If you don’t want to go back and read the whole thread, this post will hopefully serve to get you up to speed:

Status as of April6 (ED=Expected Dogs, i.e. a winnings pace):

hot dogs as of april 6 From Two Plus Two: Hot Dog Eating Prop Bet

Keep reading for Cliff’s Notes on:  the principal characters, notable sub-plots, typical comments, and current prop bets between AlCantHang and myself.

Principal characters:

-  Foundinflood (Hero): eating 450 hot dogs in April to win $1.5k; humble, understated

-  Silent_One (original poster): wagering $1.5k to win Hero’s $1k; good man, thorough

-  chrismystero (roommate of Hero/OP, official hot dog judge): reputed to be too attractive to appear on webcam

-  TeddyKGB45 (#1 Fan, de facto Hero cornerman): gentleman

Notable sub-plots:

-  On page 37, poster ToTheInternet offers 25 to 1 “that someone can’t hunt down and consume an entire adult bison in a 2 week period.”  It is later determined that an adult male would gain roughly 20lbs a day attempting to do so.

-  Beginning on Page 49, posters comment on recent footage and webcam chat in which posters offer Hero’s female friend $15.26 to disrobe on camera.

Most comments can be categorized as one of the following:

-  Nutritional analysis of hot dogs

-  Health recommendations/predictions for Hero

-  Prop betting between posters on the outcome

-  Peremptory declarations regarding the possibility, impossibility, or desirability of eating 15 hot dogs a day for a month

Current prop bets between AlCantHang and myself (1 unit = hot dog + beer):

Al wins 1 unit for each of the following occurrences:

-  Hero fails

-  Hero dies trying by April 21

-  Hero dies prior to May 1 due to choking, heart attack, falling, or a combination of the three (e.g. starts choking, has heart attack, falls and cracks head open)

I win if:

-  Hero succeeds

-  Hero is awarded an honorary doctoral degree from an accredited college OR is propositioned for conjugal relations explicitly because he succeeded in eating so many hot dogs

-  Hero dies due to suicide or hot dog induced delirium (e.g. hot dogs alter Hero’s blood’s PH level and Hero walks into moving truck)

-  Hero is assassinated by roommate or 2p2 poster who has faded him in a side prop bet

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6 Responses to “From Two Plus Two: Hot Dog Eating Prop Bet”

  1. Adam C Says:
    April 7th, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    Ez game. Hot dogs are his second favourite food.

  2. chrismystero Says:
    April 7th, 2010 at 9:59 pm

    i guess i should make an appearance…

  3. K Bear Says:
    April 8th, 2010 at 1:59 am

    What a guy
    My hero for sure!

  4. curbstomp Says:
    April 10th, 2010 at 12:42 am

    $15.27 to keep your robes on, kelsey Marie

  5. Kim Lovo Says:
    April 10th, 2010 at 6:56 pm

    I am a veggie too and I play better poker now when my stomach is free from all those dead animals.

  6. NumbBono Says:
    April 14th, 2010 at 2:33 am

    Seriously, this prop bet has me rolling.

    “Hero dies prior to May 1 due to choking, heart attack, falling, or a combination of the three (e.g. starts choking, has heart attack, falls and cracks head open)”

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