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Another week means another opportunity to crack open our mailbox and answer some Reader Mail. The questions are coming in at an overwhelming pace, so keep up the good work. Email us at pokerfromtherail@fulltiltpoker.com if you want your questions answered.
Last week we introduced you to a reader going by the name of “The Chi” who simply wouldn’t leave us the hell alone. We thought that by giving him a shout out and actually posting one of his questions that he’d give us a break. We were wrong. And since the non-stop pestering continues, we have no choice but to respond one more time. Here we go again:
Why isn’t Dan Harrington a member of Team Full Tilt, and do you think he likes roast beef sandwiches?
This question frightened every one in the office to their very core. Last week it was Lee Watkinson that “The Chi” was obsessing with, and that was scary. But at least it had something to do with poker. If possible, this Dan Harrington fascination is even more disturbing. I’m not sure that I’ll ever be able to look at a roast beef sandwich without a chill running up my spine.
Deli cuisine aside, I’ll try and answer this question the best that I can. Harrington is more than worthy of consideration for Team Full Tilt; he’s certainly a fine poker player. There are many great pros who don’t belong to Full Tilt Poker’s stable of pros for a variety of reasons. They either have other obligations already or just aren’t interested in online poker in general. Or maybe we don’t want them (just kidding, we’ll take whoever we can sink our claws into).
Whatever the reason may be, the point is this: Chi, put down the sandwich and get a grip. You need to get a life and leave these poor poker pros alone, stat…
At first I didn’t like the avatars, but they’ve grown on me. Any chance that we can make custom avatars in the future?
Ah, a question that I can answer without resorting to childish name calling and snide comments! You actually can get yourself a custom avatar from the Full Tilt Store for a mere one million Full Tilt Points. So start saving up those FTPs today and you could have your very own avatar sometime in the next 50 years.
God, that was easy. A little too easy if you ask me.
Sometimes the railbird chatter is hilarious, especially during FTOPS events. What are some of your favorites?
A poor soul who used to work here and get pwned playing online on a regular basis once typed this classic into the chat box: “I’m so unlucky, if I opened a cemetery, nobody would die.”
Our other favorites include: “How the hell could you play that hand, you no talent ass clown.”
“I hate poker and I hate every one of you. Good luck.”
“Turn off the doom-switch.”
And finally, the comment I use every time that I get sucked out on: “Nice hand, well played. Asshole…”
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