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July 09 2008
One Angry Monkey

Reader Mail: Low Limit and Beyond

Published on 13:58:32 on Jun 25, 2008
Posted by One Angry Monkey

Welcome back to another round of the constant catastrophe we like to call Reader Mail. Once again, our mailbag has been stuffed to the gills, so let’s give it some breathing room and air a few of these questions out. Email us at pokerfromtherail@fulltiltpoker.com with any comments, questions or certifiably insane rants about that time you thought a bee had stung you but it turns out you were just jabbing yourself in the arm with a pen. Wow, that might’ve been the stupidest thing I’ve ever written (and that’s saying a lot). Anyway, on to the show:

Why do a bunch of the pros waste their time playing the low limit games and tournaments on Full Tilt Poker? Are they broke and building their bankroll, or is there another explanation for these strange occurrences?

As far as I know (and any knowledge I have should be taken with a grain of salt), none of the pros playing the smaller-stakes games are doing it because they’re broke and trying to build a bankroll. You see a bunch of guys like Lee Watkinson, Scott Fischman and Aaron Bartley playing some of the smaller tournaments (as in $24 or less), but I’m pretty sure they’re playing them because they’re nice guys and it’s pretty cool for us small-stakes ballers to get to play at the same table as some of the pros. I’m told our slogan is “learn, chat and play with the pros,” so it really wouldn’t be fair if only the high-stakes players got to play with them. I’m sure Lee, Scott, and Aaron really aren’t playing those tourneys to increase their bankroll; it’s their way of giving back to all the players on the site who can’t afford to sit down at pro limits.

One exception to this rule might be one of our German pros, Chris Klecz. I see her playing the $24 + $2 tourneys all the time, way too often to just be “giving back” to the players on the site. I have absolutely no idea what her bankroll is at these days, but something tells me she’s grinding those tourneys for a reason (i.e. must feed her children?). If I’m wrong Chris and you’re doing this as a way to connect to the low-stakes players, then I apologize. But I don’t think I’m wrong…

Whatever happened to Sit & Go Madness? Will you guys be running that again sometime soon?

That’s a great question; I’m not really sure what happened to SNG Madness. As far as I know, we will be running it again someday. I inquired to minds greater than my own about this matter, but I was told to “shut up and return to your dungeon, slave.” So we see how much respect I get around here at the office. At any rate, my best guess is that you will see the return of SNG Madness sometime in the next few months, but don’t hold your breath in the meantime. If you prefer to hold your breath, there’s really nothing I can do to stop you, but I’m told a lack of oxygen can be bad for your health.

Personally, I’m not too sad about the recent lack of SNG Madnesses. The last time that promotion rolled around I wound up sinking about half of my bankroll into trying win as many $2 SNGs as possible. And yes, upon reading that statement I will now go cry my eyes out on my extra large pilla…

Who is this Bond18 guy, and why is he on Poker From The Rail?

For those of you not in the know, Bond18 is a fellow poker blogger we’ve contracted to travel around the world in 90 days, hit up as many live donkaments as possible, and write trip reports for us. So far he’s been to tourneys in Italy and France and he’s currently donking it up at the WSOP on a daily basis. Check out all his stuff here – it’s pretty good reading, especially if you like hearing about the horrifyingly painful beats laid upon an online guy trying his hand at the live scene.

That’s it for this week folks. Sorry to be so brief, but the madness here at the office is reaching a peak and I need to head back to my dungeon for another round on the rack. Pray for my soul people, I need all the help I can get. Until next week…



One Angry Monkey

FTOPS Madness!

Published on 11:51:56 on May 16, 2008
Posted by One Angry Monkey

FTOPS is still running strong, but we’re entering the homestretch as 18 of the 24 events have been completed. We’ve saved the best for last though, with the $2,500 Two-Day Event and the $2 million guaranteed Main Event still to come this weekend. If you like poker (and I should hope you do, being that you’re reading a poker blog right now), then get your butts to your computer this weekend and get in on some of the best tourney action online.

OK, now that my mandatory corporate duty is fulfilled for the day, let’s get on to the good stuff. On Monday I gave you an update for FTOPS events 1-9; today I’ll be covering 10-18. Without further ado, let’s get this show on the road:

Would you like that in $50s or $100s?

To the winners of events 10-18, a hardy round of congratulations is in order. Winning a large donkament is no small task, so I give my salute to all of you. Of course, what I’m really doing is cursing you all under my breath because jealously has overwhelmed my system and turned me into some kind of raging hulk-like being. But nevertheless, congrats! Here are the winners and their winnings from events 10-18:

Event #10: lilkimmer77 - $51,165

Event #11: Halfrek - $342,495

Event #12: DaEvils - $104,696

Event #13: the aviator1 - $70,381.65

Event #14: dud711 - $87,290.60

Event #15: Siggen - $42,872

Event #16: stuckmyass - $236,188.80

Event #17: OUSOONERS24 - $45,290

Event #18: eagle1829 - $38,749.50 

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice…

Never mind winning one of these things, it’s hard enough just to make the final table of any FTOPS donkament. So it goes without saying that making two final tables during any FTOPS must be damn near impossible – think again. We’ve had four players make at least two final tables during FTOPS VIII, so they must be doing something right. Or just getting incredibly lucky (so says the jealousy and bitterness coursing through my veins). Here are those players who should have no problem paying their rent on time for at least the next few months:

whothedonk: Event #1 (for the win) and Event #10

xqsays: Event #9 and Event #16

Madame Maria: Event #10 and Event #12

hamazriya: Event #10 and Event #15

As you can see, the final table for Event #10 was loaded with three of the four multi final-table finishers. Whatever cereal those guys are eating for breakfast, I want in on it.

In a completely unrelated yet somehow relatable shout out, I feel the need to give some love to past FTOPS winners who found themselves at a final table during FTOPS VIII. So Klausen, SmokinOkun, mishiefofmagic, and Kavin86 – this one’s for you guys. Somebody once told me it’s better to run good at life and bad at poker, but screw that. I’d give up my job, my imaginary girlfriend, and my ’86 Honda Civic for the chance to make an FTOPS final table. OK, maybe not the Civic…

Razz is the new game of champions!

In a development as stunning as the weird growth bulging from the side of my neck, two (yes, two!) red Full Tilt Poker pros made the final table of Event #18, the Razz tourney. Both Jens Voertmann and Marco Traniello (aka, Mr. Jen Harman) low-balled their way to the final table, and then promptly were the first two players knocked out. Fear not though, as both players have even more piles of cash to bath in now, as Voertmann took home almost $2,500 and Traniello just over $3,500. Not mind blowing numbers by any means, but enough to get a nice haircut.

As for our other pros, Berry Johnston and Scott Fischman continue to lead the charge. Both have numerous FTOPS cashes and are ranked in the top 20 of the FTOPS VIII Leaderboard. Speaking of which…

They call it a Leaderboard, but I’ve never seen it lead…

The race is on for the top spot on the Leaderboard, and the competition is fierce heading down the homestretch. The top five players are all within 43 points of each other, with Tridynamo leading the way with 339 points. Not surprisingly, xqsays and whothedonk rank second and third and are only a few points behind Tridynamo. The winner will receive their very own personalized avatar, which is not as good as money, but perhaps slightly better than a swift kick to the crotch. I joke, I joke. Of course, some people actually pay money to get kicked in the crotch on a regular basis. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

That’s all for right now. It’s Friday and the only thing on my mind are a few nice pints at the pub and Event #19, a good old fashioned vanilla flavored $200 + $16 NLH tourney. Check back on Monday for my final FTOPS recap, which promises to be filled with large sums of astronomical figures and even more snide and untimely comments. Good luck to all the participants of the final six FTOPS events, have a great weekend…



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